On Twitter, it's easy to play with your food.
There are so many parodies to follow on Twitter. Most of these hilarious accounts are related to movies, TV, celebrities or even inanimate objects.
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People may love to laugh, but they love food even more. Luckily there are several accounts that allow Twitter users to have their cake and laugh at it too. Beyond brand accounts like Taco Bell and Skittles, these once-idle food stuffs have become sentient beings online. And their personalities are as varied as their tastes.
Stocking up for this weekend's festivities? Don't forget to buy plenty of delicious kale, a blowtorch, lubrication, and an attorney
The vegetable of choice for hipster homesteaders everywhere has a very unique perspective on life. Shunning the stereotype of being a wholesome leafy salad green, kale is all about living life on the edge.
you can walk around your apatment pretending a carrot is a oscar but when you give your speech you just talking to a bookshlef
Carrots are like the Doge of the vegetable world, apparently. The bizarre, genius root blends necessary facts with random humor - and the occasional love note to their ex-girlfriend Megan.
@DennisVerde At this point, of it. having been drinking but I'm probably hip or something.
Tofu absorbs flavor. Naturally, this Twitter account decided to forego creating their own original tweets and just recycle all of yours! Tweet at tofu and the spongy soy-based product will absorb your tweets and spit them back at you at random.
Maybe I'll have a slice.. pic.twitter.com/oVqI2vcPCZ
Pizza is the real super food. Its good in any form, especially virtual form. Luckily, your favorite hot, delicious dinner is just as obsessed with itself as you are.
I'm going to be everyone's best friend in about six hours.
Coffee knows how much you need and love it. You favorite drip is here for you, though good times and bad to bring you laughs -- and precious caffeine pick-me-ups.
#destiny pic.twitter.com/8KZalMIaSK
People may have a love/hate relationship with this starchy veggie, but you can't help but love this brilliantly weird spud online. Packed with strange logic and odd humor, the potato is always ready to bring a smile to you face.
I miss you guys.
Get your fix of the McRib all year long. The awesome sandwich is always watching, waiting for it's next time to shine at McDonald's, but Twitter users don't have to wait all year to get a dose of it's saucy goodness.
use a bagel as a steering wheel to drive yourself in the right direction
Bagels aren't fussy. A warm toaster, some cream cheese and funny tweets are enough to keep them happy. The world can be a complicated place, unless you're a bagel.
pic.twitter.com/7sQwC6aoy1
Donuts may be delicious, but they are anything but sweet. The pun-loving pastry has a sassy attitude on Twitter. Don't like it? Donuts donut care.