ThinkGeek, the home of all things geeky that you can purchase with your parent's credit card, has pulled a fast one on its unsuspecting shoppers this April Fools' Day. And it involves facial hair.

Beards are in. You know it, your mom knows it. But what if you can't grow your own? Enter this ingenious invention: The Mr. Beard Beard Machine.

It works much like a Keurig machine, but instead of brewing you a cup of coffee, it stirs up excitement in your life in the form of new facial hair. You can choose between classics like handlebar, Green Arrow, Freddie Mercury and others.

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"Simply place the B-cup into Mr. Beard's B-hole," the faux advertisement says with no hint of intended double entendre. "And you're ready to lead that bearded life you've only ever dreamt about."

If you're not into hair on your face, Michael Dorn encourages you to try learning Klingon with Rosetta Stone. We hope you have a spaceship, however, because the offer is not valid on Earth.

And if you're over both learning new fake languages and growing facial hair, try to forget about all your troubles with the Nerf Nuke.

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Simple April Fools Pranks

1. 1. Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish to prevent it from lathering.

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2. 2. Mix Reese Pieces, Skittles and M&Ms into one big bowl.

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3. 3. Stuff doughnuts with mayonnaise.

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4. 4. Or swap it for vanilla pudding.

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5. 5. Stock your refrigerator with a terrifying "head" in a jar.

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6. 6. Cover a hallway in cups of water.

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7. 7. Make your very own "orange" juice.

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11. 8. Leave a gross (and fake) surprise for unsuspecting bathroom goers.

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12. 9. Swap hand sanitzer with personal lubricant.

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13. 10. Cover onions in caramel.

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14. 11. Make "brownies" for a friend.

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15. 12. Tape an airhorn by the door handle.

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