ভবঘুরে ১)একদিন এক মহিলা রাস্তা দিয়ে হেটে যাচ্ছিল, এক হকার তার আপাদমস্তক তাকিয়ে বলল " আপনি কি একটা ভাল সময় কাটাতে চান আমার সাথে? মহিলা তার কামুক দৃষ্টি দেখে আকৃষ্ট হল..এবং বলল হ্যা.. দুজনেয় পাশের একটা হোটেলে গেল..।যথারীতি মহিলা সব খুলে ফেলল এবং লোকটার দিকে এগিয়ে গেল..মহিলা হকার এর বিস্ময় ভরা দৃষটি দেখে জিগ্গেস করল তুমি কি এই প্রথম বারের মত কারো পুসি দেখচো..লোকটি বলল না..চিণ্তা করচি আমাকে দিয়ে হবে না কারন তোমার পুসির তুলনায় আমার টা অনেক ছোট.......। ২)This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? ... "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I'm here!" ৩) On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so b...eautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"