অসীমের সীমানা, ঘুচব কবে তা- জানিনা জানিনা
[1] Teacher: Why R U Talking During My Lesson?
Student: Why R U Teaching During My Conversation..!!
মন্তব্যঃ মাষ্টার মশাইরা সাবধান !!!!!
[2] Wife : I was reading a book today.
I was so suprised to read that
there are so many rights of Husband.
Husband : Like..?
Wife : Like, wife should cook for him,
iron his clothes, polish his shoes,
obey him always ... bla bla bla
Husband (happily) : Darling, So what u did?
Wife : Honey, I immediately stopped reading.
[3] Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
......"A Week Has 7 Days;
...Can U Say Which Day Is
Younger,Either Sunday Or
Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In
Age..."
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also
Available For Boys'..
[4] Doctor to patient : There is a tumor in your brain.
patient started dancing,
Doctor: Why are you dancing?
patient : No tension about tumor,
I am happy to know that I have brain......
অনলাইনে ছড়িয়ে ছিটিয়ে থাকা কথা গুলোকেই সহজে জানবার সুবিধার জন্য একত্রিত করে আমাদের কথা । এখানে সংগৃহিত কথা গুলোর সত্ব (copyright) সম্পূর্ণভাবে সোর্স সাইটের লেখকের এবং আমাদের কথাতে প্রতিটা কথাতেই সোর্স সাইটের রেফারেন্স লিংক উধৃত আছে ।