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Mayera Ashole Ki Chay (ekti adhunik roopkotha)[/si onek onek din age ek dashe chilo ek raja. rajar hati shalay hati, ghora shalay ghora, r murgir khamare murgi. rajar sushashone rajjer kothao kono golojog nai, dukho nai, projara shukhi, poshu-pakhira o hashi-khushi, amonki chil r murgir bacchara porjonto ek sathe nritto kore purnima chander onabil josnay. kintu shanti nai rajar mone. karon holo rajar saat rani-chompa, chameli, beli, jui, togor, joba, r hasnahena. raja saat ranikai valobashen (choto rani hasnahena k ektu beshi) kintu raja kisutai bujhte paren na ranira ashole ki chay, kise tara khusi hoi, kokhon tara rag kore, keno hotat kore tader chokhe kannar dhol name. sesh porjonto emon holo j raja r rajkarje mon boshate paren na. shudhu vaben r vaben. ki vabe uni bujhte parben ter saat rani ashole ki chai. tobaito uni tader mukhe hashi futate parben. jai hok, ekdin rajer kane elo tar rajje Ahmed name 22 bosorer ek jubok ase, j oi boyosai sober kase suporichito ter oshadharon buddhimotta, progga r medhar karone. sobai Ahmed k valobashe r Ahmed o sobakie sahajjo kore, sober sukhe dukhe Ahmed achai. Raja vablen Ahmed kai jigges kora jai ki vabe uni ranider mon porte parben, jante parben ranira asholai ki chai. Jai vaba, sai kaj. raja ahmed k dake pathalen rajdorbare. Rajar hukum shune tilmatro deri na kore Ahmed chute elo rajdorbare. rajar samne sosommane kurnish kore ahmed bollo, “he poncho somudro r shopto dipa prithibir sob cheye mohanuvob r sob cheye porachromshali raja, ami apner khedmote hajir. onugroho kore bolun, keno amake dekechen, apner nirdesh palon korer jonne ami amar jibon bishorjon dite prostut”. Ahmed er kotha shune raja ottanoto prito holen. Bollen, “Ahmed, amar mone shanti nai. ami khub e monokoste ase. amar saat rani, kintu ami kisutai tader mon bujhte parina, ami janina Ahmed, tara ashole ki chay. kise tara khushi hoi, kise tader pran kande, amer kase e ek ononto rohosso-ek oporishim jontrona-moddho rater dushopner chayeo boro dushopno. Amer mone hoi ami jodi jante partam je mayeder charitric boishisto (characteristics) ki ar tara ashole ki chai, tahole ami tader mon bujhte sokkhom hotam. tomer proti amer nirdesh, tumi amake ei duti prosner uttor ane debe ek bosor somoyer moddhe. jodi paro, tomake ami ek sohosro shorno mudra upodhoukon debo. r jodi bartho how, tahole tomer gordan jabe.” rajer adesh shune montri, kotal, patro mitro, sovashod, sober mukh shukiye gelo. romonir mon jana-eto purusher osaddho kaj. emonki shorger debotara porjonto ei kaje bartho. r Ahmed-se to 22 bosorer ek obibahito jubok! Ahmed er nischito barthota r ter porinotir kotha chinta kore oneker chokhe pani ase gelo. rajshovay name elo ek pin-poton nisthobdota. Kintu Ahmed 22 bosorer togboge rokter okutovoy torun; barthota kake bole se jane na. se driroter sathe bollo, “he sashagora prithibir sob cheye mohan o khomotaban raja, apner nirdesh amer shirodharjo. ek bosorer moddhe ami ei prosner uttor khuje ber korboiiiiii. kintu amer ekti onurodh ase”. raja bollen, “bolo Ahmed, ki tomer onurodh”. Ahmed bollo, “apni doya kore amake ekti Time machine din jate kore ami ei somoyer, age r pore, bivinno somoy porimondole vromon kore manob jatir sob chey gyani r budhiman baktider sathe kothe bole ei proser sothik uttor khuje ber korte pari”. uttore raja bollen, “tothasto”. Rajer adeshe rajjer prodhan prokousholi ekti time machine niye alen r Ahmed k ter kolkobja soho ki bave seti chalate hoy ta shikhiye dilen. tarpor, Ahmed sobaike biday janiye Time machine e boshe ekta switch tiptai, mone holo jeno ek prochondo ghurnijhor uthlo r muhurter moddhe raj prashad soho sob kisu choker samne theke odrisso hoye gelo. Ahmed dekhlo, tar samne ek simahin ononto akash- cheye ase rashi rashi tara, nokkhotro, chayapoth r niharikay. kothao kono shobdo nai-shudu Time machine er ektana mridu gunjon chara. nirob nischup ei mohasunne ek ekaki somoy pothik Ahmed agiye chollo ojaner pothe. Ahmed YEAR METER e takiye dekhlo unbingsho shotabdi. nah, thama jak, vablo se. Ekta switch tiptai Time machine er goti monthor hoye elo r YEAR METER obosheshe thomke daralo 1840 AD te. Time mechine ti ekti jhoper arale lukiye rakhe Ahmed ghurte ber holo. Raster signboard dekhe bujhlo jaygata London, England. kisukkhon edik-odik ghora-ferar por ekti boro rastar mor ghurtai Ahmed dekhlo bishal ek bari jar baire likha royeche “Trinity House”. “hmmm, thik jaygai asechi bole mone hoche”, vablo Ahmed. Bishal baritar vitor dhuktai Ahmed dekhlo ekti boro hallroom r sai hallroomer vitore ekjon sadha sidhe cheharar vodrolok kisu jontropati niye kaj korsen. Ahmed k dekhe vodrolok hasi mukhe agiye alen, hat bariye diye bollen, “ami Michael Faraday, ei Trinity House er Scientific Advisor. ki sahajjo korte pari bolun?” Ahmed jeno hate chand pelo. Faraday r moto scientist nischoye ter prosner uttor dite parben. Ahmed sobinoye ter aser uddassho janiye bollo, “jonab, amer souvaggo je apner dekha pelam. asha korse apni amer somosser ekti somadhan dite parben”. uttore Faraday haslen r bollen, “obossoi, obossoi, kono chinta korben na”. “to be ter age apni ektu amake sahajjo korun. ei je duti tar (cable) dekhsen, ei tar dutir ek matha oi pakha (fan) ter sathe connect korun ar onno matha duti oi deyal (wall)-e je duti futo (hole) dekhsen sekhane lagan please. Ahmed tai korlo r obak bissoye takiye dekhlo pakhata apna thekai ghurte shuru korese; chomotker ekta shorir jurano thanda hawa choriye porse char pashe. Ahmed er mone holo se bujhi jadu dekhse, karon er age se kono pakha ke apna theke ghurte dekheni. ektu por Faraday Ahmed k bollen pakhater sathe lagano tar (cable) duti khule hat diye sporsho korte. khola tar duti hat diye sporsho kora matro Ahmed er sara shorir ekti prochondo jhakuni khelo r k jeno take dhakka mere fele dilo majhete. obissasso dristite Ahmed cheye roilo sai tar dutir dike. se kisutai bujhte parselona k take dhakka diyese karon se abong Faraday chara room e r kau nai. ei dhoroner oviggota ter jibone ei prothom. ei somoy pash theke Faraday bole uthlen, “eti holo apner prothom prosner uttor”. Ahmed er mathay kisui dhuksilo na. se shudhu kono mote bolte parlo, “k amake dhakka dilo? kothay amar prosner uttor? ami to kisui bujhte parse na jonab”. Faraday tokhon bollen, “Ahmed, ei matro je jinisti apnake dhakka mare felo dilo niche, ter nam electricity. Mayeder charitric boishisto (characteristics) holo ei electricity er moto. apni jodi janen, kivabe tader jotno nite hoi, ki vabe tader sathe baboher korte hoy, tahole oi fan theke asa thanda hawer motoi kisu paben ja apner mon voriye dabe shantir abeshe. kintu jodi vul koren, tahole oi electric shock er motoi kisu paben ja apni jibone kokhonoi chan ni”. uttore Ahmed shudhu kono mote matha narate parlo. ter matha ghurse. shorir kapse. Faraday tokhon bollen, “Ahmed, aber tobe asha jak apner ditiyo somosser somadhane. cholun amra roomer oi prante je jontropati gulu ase, sekhane jai”. “o re baba”, Ahmed vablo, “meyeder charitric boishisto ki, tara kemon, seta jante giye ami electric shock kheye dhorashaye, shorirer kapuni ekhono jai ni, chokhe sorsheful dekhse, ar meyera ki chay seta jante gale hoito amer jibon tai jabe. ter cheye ei Triniti House chere joto taratari palano jay, totoi mongol”. ei vabe, ek muhurto deri na kore Ahmed Trinity House er janala diye baire laphiye porlo. shunte pelo peson theke Faraday bolsen, “ektu to batha lagbai, o kisu na, fir e asun please”. kintu Faraday er ashash bani Ahmed k tolate parlo na. se konomote doure giye time machine e chore boslo abong nimishei London r unbingsho shotabdi, dutoi ekjoge poritag kore vase porlo ononto mohasunne. mone mone bollo, “issor ke donnobad. darun bacha beche gase aj”. Ahmed eber chollo somoy er pachon pane. YEAR METER er kata jokhon 1630 AD te, Ahmed Time machine thamiye name porlo. jaygata ekti chotto lokaloy. chara chara barighor. gram gram chehara. “hmm, e kothay elam ami”, vablo Ahmed. ter oprichito chehara r jama kapor dekhe lokjon ter dike onno vabe takache kintu kau kisu bolse na. Ahmed ekjon k jiggesh kore jante parlo jaygater nam Pisa, Italy. olpo somoyer moddhai jaygata Ahmed er valo lage gelo. bacchara khelse, ghuri orasse, borora barir samne bose adda disse, shanto nirmol poribesh. ghure ghure dekhte laglo Ahmed. hotath duti choto baccha doure elo ter dike, bollo, “ei, tumi gache uthte paro? amader ghuri atke gase oi gachta te. please ektu namiye daw na”. Ahmed bollo, “kon gache? amake dekhiye dao, ami ekkhuni namiye dichchi”. Baccha duti Ahmed er hath dhore tante tante niye chollo ekti besh lomba gacher dike. Ahmed dekhlo lal-nil ghuri ti atke ache gachter ekebare mogdale. “osubidha nai”, bacchader bollo se. tarpor gach baye otha shuru korlo. besh jakra gach r dalpala o beshi. ahmed er ektu somoy laglo ghuri-r kase pouchate. ghurita hathe niye niche takatai Ahmed to obak. ekta besh boro bhir jomese niche. virer kendrobindu holo ek shada dariwala buro lok, ter hate ekta lomba nol er moto jinish r se jinista diye pala kore baki lokjon Ahmed-kai dekhse. “odvut bepar to, ki hote pare oi loba nol er moto jinista”, vablo Ahmed. jai hok se name elo gach theke. bacchara sobai doure elo ter kase, ter hate chumu kheye dhonnobad janalo, tarpor ghuri niye doure chole gelo mathe. Ahmed agiye gelo virer dike. shunte pelo joro howa lokder keu ekjon bolse, “ha Galileo, tomer durbin jontrota asholai kajer. ami to gacher upore lokter chehara posto dekhte pachcilam”. arek jon bollo, “hmmm, etodine ekta notun jinish dekhlam ja durer jinish k kache dekhay”. “acha Galileo, tumi ki emon kono jontro banate paro, ja diye durer manush k kache tane ana jabe?” ter prosno shune sobai ho ho kore hashe uthlo. Kintu Ahmed er mathay chomok khele gelo-“Galileo- ekjon abishkarok, ter mathay nischoy onek buddhi. ami takai jigges kori na keno, mayera ashole ki chay?” Ahmed dhir paye Galileo-r kase agiye gelo. kushol binimoyer por sontorpone ter Pisa agomoner uddasho janalo se. jante chilo Galileo e bepare take kisu bolte paren kina. Galileo take sai gachter dike tane niye galen. gacher niche ekti boro pathorer upor boshe Ahmed k ishara korlen ter pashe boste. Tarpor lomba jobber pocket theke duti gole moto kancher tukro (lens) ber kore segolu ekta choto ret (file) diye ghoste ghoste Galileo bollen, “shono baba, tumi j somossaer kotha bolso, seti niye ami onekdin dhore matha ghamiyesi abong ekti sunirdisto somadhane pouchesi, jodio gobeshonar sheshta temon sukher hoini”. bolte bolte Galileo ektu udash hoye galen-“shono baba, amer bibachonay mayera holo torol podarther moto r tader chawa-pawa bojher sob cheye upojogi poddhoti holo VECTOR FIELD ANALYSIS”. VECTOR FIELD jinista ki seta konomotai bodhogommo holo na Ahmed er kintu Galileo k kother majhe badha dawa thik hobe na mone kore se chup chap shunte laglo. kanch ghoste ghoste Galileo bole chollen, “ami hiseb koshe ber koresi j mayeder mon ek dhorener oti khudro bostukona, jake ami nam diyechi GIRL CHARGE, songkhepe G, ter somonnoye gothito. ei GIRL CHARGE, VECTOR FIELD er goti-prokriti mane chole r er poriman e ashole nirdharon kore mayera ki chay. G er poriman jodi jothajoth hoi (appropriate), tahole mayera chay ekti shundor prithibi jekhane tara nijerai nijader vaggo niyontron korte parbe purusher somo-morjaday. kintu G er poriman jodi beshi hoi, tahole mayera chay prithibir sob kisu, oi jale r sonali mach golper jale bou er moto. r G er poriman kom hole tara khub osthir motir hoy, chorui pakhir moto chawa-pawa brikkher shakahy shakhay osthir vabe bichoron korte thake”. Galileo-r osadharon bisleshon e Ahmed ovivuto hoye gelo. ekai bole prothiva. vablo se. Ektu dom niye Galileo punoray bola shuru korlen, “kintu baba, amer ei totto (theory) ami proman korte parini sharirik humkir karone. ki hoyesilo tomake boli. totto (theory) ti proman korer jonno ami amer istri-r (wife) GIRL CHARGE koto ta porimap korte gaselam. kintu bisoy ti ter kase uposthapon kora matro oggato karone se amer upor khipto hoye uthlo, ghorer sob kancher bason-koshon-hari- patil bhenge ekakar korlo, tarpor jhata-r hatol diye pulisher LATHI CHARGE er moto amer poschtat-deshe aghat korte korte bollo, amer naki GIRL CHARGE er bodole JHATA CHARGE ki jinish, setai valo kore age jana uchit. erpor, pordin vore hower agai se amer bari chare ter tolpi-tolpa niye udhao hoye gelo. dosh bosor kate gase, ami r take dekhini. terpor theke ami thik koresi ami r kono dhoroner Charge niye chinta korbo na. ter chaye ei dur k nikot korer jontro niye kaj kora sharirk vabe onek nirapod. bolte bolte Galileo-r gola vari hoye elo. briddho manush ti pocket thake rumal ber kore ter chokh muchte laglen. briddher dukkhe Ahmed er mon vije gelo. santona dewar jonno se bollo, “jonab, dukkho kore kono luv nai, ja ghoter ta ghotbai, amra chai ba na chai’. Totokkhone shondha name eseche char pashe. Galileo uthlen r Ahmed k ter barite ratrijaponer amontron janalen. Ahmed dhonnobad janiye Galileo-r sathe ter barir dike rawana holo. rate ghumanor age Ahmed er mone holo, raja hoito ei GIRL CHARGE bisoyti posondo korte paren. kintu jehetu ek bosorer kisu somoy ekhono baki ase, somoyta kaje lagiye aro kisu gyani-gunijoner motamot neyata valo hobe. ei vabte vabte Ahmed Ghumiye porlo. kintu ghum nai Galileo-r chokhe. prodiper mridu aloy briddho ekmone golaker kanch ghose cholesen ratri diprohor e. ter mone hocche, “somoy r beshi baki nai ter. kintu korer moto onek kaj e j ekhono baki roye gase. jibonta eto choto hoi keno. keno jibon eto choto”? Saxophone jinisti prothom shonatai valo lage gelo Ahmed er. ki opurbo ei jazz songeet. buker ekebare vitor ta jano chuye jacche. New Orleans shohorer French Quarters er kendre, Jackson Square e dariye ase se. ghonta duyek holo namache ei khane. somoy shima 1895 AD. time machine tike Mississippi r pare ek poritakto dockyard e lukiye rakhe hat te ber hoyesilo se. thokhon e kane ase saxophoner shur ar sai shur onusoron kore ektu hat tai ei Jackson Square. ponchas urdho j kalo lokti ekti uchumoto bedite bose saxophone bajacchen, chokh bondho kore asen tini. take mone hocche e jogoter bairer kau. ter charpase ekti chotokhato jotla. kau kau nichu shor e kotha bollao odhikangsoi monojog diye gan shunche. eishomoy, Mississippi-r dik theke k jano bole uthlo-“ chole asun sobai, chole asun, steamer ase gase”. muhurte jotla ti vange gelo. sobai chutlo steamer ghater dike. jazz shilpi o uthe daralen. ghater dike agote giye ter chokh porlo Ahmed upor. bollen “ r e, tumi dariye aso j, etai ajker sesh steamer, eti chole gele sai kal shokal chara r kono steamer nai. cholo cholo”. Ahmed ki bolbe bujhe uthe parlona. kintu steamer ki jinish dekher khub icche holo ter. tai jazz shilpir sathe sa o steamer ghater dike rowana holo. “ami Brian”, jazz shilpi bollen, “aj steamer aste deri hochcilo to, tai somoy katate shobai k ektu gaan shonacchilam. ta tumi jaccho kothay-Hannibal naki”? Ahmed matha narlo. Brian ki bujhlen k jane kintu r kono kotha bollen na. totokkhone tara steamer ghate pouche gase. “ohhh, ki birat ei steamer! kono pal nai kintu majh khane duti bishal chimni-r moto jinish. ta diye dhowa ber hocche. Ahmed ovivuto hoye gelo. emon jinish se age r dekhe ni. onekta mohabister moto Brian er pichu pichu se o giye steamer e chore boslo. besh vir. hoito deri hober karone. bosher jaiga khujte khujte se ekebare uporer deck e uthe elo. kintu sekhanao eki obostha. hotath dekhlo ektu dure steamer er ekdom samne, ekjon soummo cheharar vodrolok bose asen r ter pasher jaygati khali. Ahmed giye sekhane bose porlo. dekhlo samne Mississippi nodi ake bake onekdur giye digonter sathe mishe gase. chomotker, apna thekai ter mukh diye bariye elo. hotath ghar firye dekhlo dosh baro bosorer ekti chele, guti guti paye tader dike agye ashche. cheletir porone ogochalo jama-kapor (mone holo ichche korai), mathay ekti boroder moto tupi r hate ekti vanga gacher dal. cheletir chal-cholone kmon jeno boroder moto vab. guti guti paye se Ahmed r pasher soummo cheharar vodroloktir pashe giye daralo. tarpor chomke diye bole uthlo, “hey Mark, dekhoto amake tomer Huck Finn er moto lagse naki”? ei bole gacher dal ti te helan diye boroder moto kore daranor vongi korlo se. soummo vodrolokti hashe fellen cheletir kando karkhana dekhe. bollen, “ha baba, amer to mone hoi tumi e ashol Huck Finn”. ei shomoy cheletir baba prai doure elen. korojore soummo vodroloktike bollen, “ami dukkhito Mr. Twain, amer chele bodh hoi apnake birokto korse. ashole o apner Huck Finn k eto posondo kore, sarakkhon Huck Finner moto poshak pore ghure beray. sedin to amake dhorlo oke ekta vela baniye dite jate kore se Huck Finner moto Mississippi te ghure barate parbe”. soummo vodrolokti hashe bollen, “jonab, apni odhorjo hoben na. ami kisui mone korini, borong amer likha j apner cheler valo lagese setai amer boro prapti”. kichukkhoner moddhai Ahmed bujhlo ter pasher ei soummo cheharar manush ti r kau non- bikkhato lekhok–Mark Twain. siti diye chere dilo pedal steamer. jhok jhok kore agye chollo Mississippi -r buk chire ujan pane. Ahmed ter mission vule giye mugdho hoye Mississippi -r dui parer noyonaviram drissho dekhte laglo. hotath ter mone holo, “ahcha, Mark Twain k jigges korle kemon hoi j mayera ashole ki chay”. takiye dekhlo Mark Twain er dui chokh digonter shesh prante, jekhane akash ase Mississippi -r sathe mishe gase, sai khane niboddho. ektu sahosh niye se bollo, “jonab, kisu jodi mone na koren apni ki amake ektu sahajjo korte paren”? Mark Twain govir monojog diye Ahmed er kotha shunlen. goph-e hat bulalen kichukhon. terpor dur digonter pane chokh rakhai bollen, “shono Ahmed, tomake ami boli,'mayera ashole ki chay' ei prosner uttor tumi jante chayo na”. “keno bolse shono. ei je Mississippi nodita dekhcho, eri khanikta ujane , ei nodir tir ei Hannibal shohore amer chotobela katase. tokhon thekai ei nodir sathe amer prem. sokal–bikel–dupur, jokhon e somoy petam, ami ei nodir tire ase bose thaktam. dekhtam somoyer sathe sathe ei rohossomoye nodir chahara ki vabe palte jai. diner ekek somoye ter ekek roop. kothao dhauhin toltole jol, kothao ba uchchol chonchol dhau er mata mati”. terpor jokhon boro holam, ei pedal steamer er motoi ekti steamer e ami khalashir kaj kortam. amer kaj silo navigation pilot er. kothay chora ase, kothay coral reef, ba kothay sugovir nabbo channel, tai amake kheyal rakhte hoto steamerer chola chole nirapod korer jonne. r ejonne shob chaye valo podhdoti holo nodir dau er dike lokkho rakha. ami shikhlam j sthir jol mane govirota beshi, steamer jate parbe r uchchol jol mane nabbota kom, steamer choray theke jate pare. ghurni mane coral reef er obosthiti. kichudin er moddhei nodi r sai rohossomoyi nodi roilo na. ter sob rohosso chole giye se hoye uthtlo ekti joler probaho matro. jer niche, osomotol nodi bokkhe, lukano balir choray, coral reef e, r dube jawa jahaj er khole, steamer er jonno bipod lukiye ase. ter sob soundrjo r rohosso amer chokh thake ontorhito hoye galo”. Mark Twain ektu thamlen. Terpor aber bolte laglen, “mayera holo ei Mississippi nodir motoi. rohosser majhai tader soundorjo. rohosser majhai tader akorshon. ekti maye ki chay tai jane jodi ei rohosso ved kore phela hoi, tahole, ei nodir motoi tader soundorjo ontorhito hobe. tara hoye uthbe hajar bar pora ekti boi er moto, jar protiti okkhor, dari–koma–semicolon, sob mukhosto. ar ter fole, sudhu je mayera e tader soundorjo harabe tai noi, purusher jibon o hoye uthbe dhushor ushor moruvumir moto. soundorjo hinoter majhe ki bacha jai”!!! “ei karonai ami jante chaina, kokhono jante chaibo o na, mayera ashole ki chay”. Ahmed montromughder moto Mark Twain er kotha gulo sunchilo. ter ghore lage gelo. Mark Twain er kotha gulu ki thik na ki thik noi? Ghor katlo jokhon, Ahmed dekhlo ter pasher seat e kau nai. kon fake Mark Twain nishobde uthe chole gasen. r steamer er gotio monthor hoye asache. kau ekjon hak dilo, “Hannibal! Hannibal!” steamer ghate name Ahmed khaye nilo r dekhlo ghonta khanek por ei steamer ti aber fire jabe New Orleans. Ahmed steamer e uthe ager sai jaigay giye boshlo. kintu Mark Twain r nai ekhon. ondhoker ved kore raj hasher moto bishal pedal steamer rohossomoyi Mississippi r buk chire agiye cholese New orleans er pane. nodir dui pare, ektu por por lokaloyer alo, light house. akashe ogunito tara. r klanto somoy pothik Ahmed-adho ghume adho jagrone- rohossomoyi ei nodir buk chire chola steamer er engine er awaz chapiye ter kane shudhui vase asche Brian er saxophone– jazz. aaaaaaaaaha, ki opurbo ei jazz. raja bose asen singhasone. raj dorbar poripurno. montri, kotal, sova pondit, patro mitro sobai. kintu kotha nai karo mukhe. hashi nai karo mukhe. aj ek bosor purno hobe Ahmed chole jaber por. sober mone shonka, Ahmed ki parbe rajar prosner uttor khuje ber korte. eto boro kothin prosno. mayeder charitric boishisto ki? tara ki chay? ei prosner uttor to shorger dabotarao janen na. jodi na pare tobe to Ahmed er mrittu obodharito. rajar kother kono norchor hoina. Ahmed er porinotir kotha chinta kore onakai gopone chokher jol muchsen. sobai valobase Ahmed k. ei somoy hothath kore rajdorbar er majhe ekti ghurni jhor er moto uthlo. jhapsa hoye gelo jaygati. terpor jhor thamtai dekha gelo Time Machine. Ahmed fire aseche. thik ek bosor por. sobai nore chore boslo. bisonnoter megh kate sober mukhe kisuta holao hashi fire elo. jak, Ahmed bache ase. Ahmed name elo Time Machine thake. sommaner sathe kurnish kore bollo, “he prithibir sob chaye mohan o khomotaban odhipoti, amer ovibadon grohon korun. ami apner prosner uttor niye asechi”. rajar mukhe hashi futlo. bollen, “Ahmed ami ottanto prito j tumi fire asecho. bolo ki sai uttor ja amer monokosto, monobadona dur korte parbe”. Ahmed bollo, “he mohanuvob raja, apner nirdesh moto Time Machine e kore ami somoyer age r pore vromon kore manob jatir sob chaye gyani, sob chaye guni baktider sathe kotha boler chesta koresi, tader motamot niyesi. apni onumoti dile ami ta apner samne pesh korte pari”. raja bollen “tothasto”. Ahmed bollo, “moharaj, amer sathe prothom dekha hoi Michael Faraday name ekjoner sathe. uni London er bikkhato Trinity House er scientific advisor. ter mote mayera holo electricity er moto. Faraday er kothamoto mayeder charitric boisisto ki jante giye amake ekti electric shock hojom korte hoyasilo moharaj. jinishti khub e kharap abong jiboner proti humki shorup. tai ter onurodh sottao ami r mayera ki chay ta jante sahosh paini, karon ete amer jibon biporjoyer somvabona silo”. raja obak hoye bollen, “ki voyanok kotha!! kintu ei electricity jinishtir nam age kokhono sunachi bole to mone porse na”. Ahmed bollo, “moharaj, amio sothik jani na ki ei electricity. to be eti emon ek jinish ja apni jodi jothajoth vabe proyog korte paren, tobe ekti fan k automatic ghorate parben, kintu khali hate dhorle eti apnake prochondo jhakuni diye matite fale dabe. emon ki apner jibon shongkot o hote pare moharaj”. Ahmed er uttor shune raja muhurte ognimurti dharon korlen. bollen, “ei hotochchara bipodjonok jinishti k bainyase? ker matha thake bariyase? ker etoboro duhsahosh jonogoner jibon niye chinimini khale”? rajar ognimurti dekhe patro mitro sovasod sobai voye atongkito hoye gelo. pin poton nisthobdota name elo rajsovay. Ahmed voye kapte kapte konomote bollo, “moharaj, Faraday bolasilen, Volta name ek bakti, Italy-r dehse jar jonmo, eti ter e ku-kormo”. raja khipto hoye bollen, “ei dhoroner kharap kaj bordast korer moto raja ami noi. kotowal, agamikal shokal hober agay Volta k kotol korbe”. kotowal kachumachu hoye bolte chailo, “kintu moharaj….”. kintu ter kotha sesh hober agay raja hungker dilen, “kotowal, tomer sahosh to dekhi kom noi? amer nirdehser por tumi aber “kintu” bolo”? voye kotowal er mukh shada hoye gelo. se bollo, “moharaj, apner adesh shirodharjo. ami bujhte parini. apni amake khoma korun”. ei somoy raja ki jeno vablen, terpor bollen, “Ahmed, Faraday bolesilen vul korlai electric shock name oi hotochchara jinishtir jhakuni khate hobe tai na”?. Ahmed matha narlo, “sothik moharaj”. tokhon raja bollen, “kintu choto rani Hasnahena k ami prothom jedin dekhi, amer mone pore ami ekti probol jhakuni kheyesilam, amer mone hoyesilo bujhi prithibita dule uthlo. seti o ki tobe oi hotochchara electric shock? ekti electric shock er moto jinish khaye tobai ki ami rani k bibaho korlam”? ei vabe raja khub bimorsho hoye porlen. ei somoy sova pondit bollen, “ki hoyesilo ami jani moharaj. oti electric shock noy. ashole apni ‘chondrahoto’ hoyesilen moharaj rani k apni jokhon prothom dekhesilen”. ponditer kotha shune sobai hashe uthlo. “ha ha ha chondrahoto!!! besh bolase pondit”. kintu raja birokto chokhe ponditer dike takye bollen, “pondit, tumi ki ajkal diner belatao uttejok torol podartho sebon koro naki? na hole ki kore vabte parle akasher oi otoboro chand ase amake dhakka diyesilo? ao ki somvob? chander dhakka khale ami ki r asto thaktam? chitoi pitha hoye jetam na”? ei bole Ahmed er dike takiye bollen, “Ahmed, amer mone hochche dui rokomer electric shock ase. ekti valo r ekti kharap”. ei somoy rajsover sathe songlogno prasad er doroja khule gelo ar rani Hasnahena rajsovay probesh korlen. ter oporoop rooper chotay rajsova muhurte alokito hoye uthlo. dhiro paye rani ase daralen rajer pashe, bollen, “na moharaj, oi somoy ja apnake dhakka diyesilo ta electric shock noy, ba chand o noy. ta holo alok konar kompon (photon vibration). apni amer chokhe valobasher alo dekhesilen moharaj. sai valobasher alo e apnake dhakka diyese. amio eki rokom dhakka kheyesilam tokhon moharaj. amer prithibitao nore uthesilo”. Rani thamlen. ektu dom niye bollen, “ami dorojar opash thake sob sunechi. oi valobasher alo diyae mayera ki chay ta jachai korte hoy, moharaj. ongker hisheb koshe ei prosner uttor kono din e apni paben na”. ei bole rani Hasnahena mridu paye rajsova chere chole galen. muhurte rajsova jeno ondhoker hoye gelo. ondhoker katate prohorira aro koyti jharbati jaliye dilo. nistobdhota vange raja bollen, “eto dekhi ek moha somosser udvob holo. electric shock er dhakka, alor dhakka, oidike ponditer mote chander dhakka, jibone j eto dhakka ase tato age kokhonoi mone hoini. ki vabe eto shob dhakka thake poritran pawa jai”? sova pondit bollen, “moharaj, ei jibon e dhakka thake poritran pawer kono upay nai. jibon thakle dhakka thak bai. sob dhoroner dhakka niye ami eimatro ekti kabbo rochona koresi, nam diyase,–‘dhakka –e jibon’. moharajer onumoti pale pore shonate pari”. kintu ‘dhakka-e jibon’ shoner proti moharajer kono agroho dekha gelo na. kichukkhon chup kore ki jeno vablen tini. terpor Ahmed k adesh korlen terpore ki holo bolte. Ahmed shuru korlo, “moharaj, terpor amer sathe Galileo name ekjon otishoy gyani baktir dekha holo. Galileo bolesen, “mayera holo torol podarther moto r tader moti-goti bojhar sob chaye valo poddhoti holo VECTOR FIELD ANALYSIS. tini bolasen mayeder chawa pawa nirvor kore GIRL CHARGE name ek dhoroner oti khudro bostu koner upor”. raja ektu vablen. terpor bollen, “hmmm, kothater modhe ami kinchit shotter avash pacchi, kintu ei VECTOR FIELD jinish ti aber ki? eti o ki dhakka day naki? tahole to notun ek dhakka somosser udvob holo. ki jnotrona!!!”. Ahmed bollo, “ami janina moharaj. mone hoi sova pondit a bisoye kisu alokpat korte paren”. raja sova ponditer dike takatai sova pondit bollen, “moharaj, ami onuman kori ei VECTOR FIELD jinishti ottanto kharap ekti jinish. eto kharap j apner moto mohan ekjon nripotir gyan orjoner jonno motao upojukto noi. emonki ei odhom sova ponditer jonno o ta upojukto noy. amer mone hoi ei jinishti na janai moharajer jonno uttom”. raja aber ottanto prito holen sova ponditer upor. bollen, “tumi thik e bolaso pondit. kharap jinish jana kokhonoi rajokio kono bepar noy. terpor bolo Ahmed”. Ahmed bollo, “moharaj, Galileo ter istri-r GIRL CHARGE koto seti porimap korte giyesilen. kintu ter istri take ulto JHATA CHARGE kore ghorer hari-patil-bason- koson vange tolpi-tolpa niye udhao hoye jan. ekti mohot prochester opomirtu jahapona”. ei shune raja rage fate porlen. cruddho shore bollen, “ki lojjer kotha!! eto chorom dayttohinotar porichoy! ekjon potibrota nari hishebe ter kortobbo silo Galileo k VECTOR FIELD er moto kharap jinish niye matha ghamano thake biroto rakha. tato se koraini, ulto ghorer bason-koson-hari- patil vange sompod binosto korase, sorbopori swamir proti pobitro dayitto faki diye paliye gase!! e ami konomotai bordast korbo na. kotowal, agami kal surjodoyer agai Galileo r istri k tumi fashi te jholabe”. kotowal ki jeno bolte giyao hotath thame gelo. shudhu bollo, “moharajer adesh shirodharjo”. Ahmed aber bola shur korlo, “moharaj, ami nirolos vabe somoy porivromon kore bivinno gyani-guni joner sathe kotha bolesi. tader motamot niyese. apner somosser bisoye tara ki vaben ta jante chayese. somoyer sholpoter jonno sob bola somvob noy. tai ami sudhu r ekti ghotona bole amer somoy porivromon brittanter iti tanbo”. “sob sashe amer sathe dekha hoi Mark Twain name ekjon otisoy biggo baktir. tini ekti osadharon pustok rochona korasen jar nam “The Adventure of Huckleberry Finn. oi pustok sishu-bridho sokoler priyo, emonki shishura oi pustoker mul choritro Huck Finn er moto kore nijader vabte posondo kore”. sova pondit dukkher sathe matha narlen, “aha! ami jodi oi rokom ekti pustok rochona korte partam”!!! raja bollen, “pondit, tomer ja medha, oi rokom pustok tumio rochona korte parte jodi oi uttejok torol podartho sebon ektu komate parte. tumi nijai tomer sob chaye boro shotru pondit”. ei bole Ahmed er dike takye raja bollen, “terpor bolo Ahmed”. Ahmed bollo, “moharaj, Mark Twain bolesen, “mayera ki chay ei prosner uttor janar chesta na korai uttom. sundor rohossomoy r mayera holo rohossomoyi nodir moto. rohosser majhai tader soundorjo. rohosser majhai tader akorshon. ekti maye ki chay tai jane jodi ei rohosso ved kore phela hoi, tahole, tader soundorjo ontorhito hobe. ar ter fole, sudhu je mayera e tader soundorjo harabe tai noi, purusher jibon o hoye uthbe dhushor ushor moruvumir moto. soundorjo hinoter majhe bacha osomvob”!!! ahmed thamlo. puru rajdorbar e name elo pin-poton nisthobdhota. eki bolasen Mark Twain! rajar ichar biruddhe kotha! raja jante chan othocho Mark Twain bolsen na jai uttom! ki spordha! kotowal mone mone ter pordin surjodoyer age kotol talikay Mark Twain er nam ontorvukto kore fello. kintu sobaike hotovombo kore raja ho ho ho ho kore hashe uthlen. ter ottohashir domoke tin ti jhar bati chad thake niche pore gelo, 25 ti mombati nive gelo. kintu rajar hashi r thame na. obosashe raja bole uthlen, “bujhte parasi! ami bujhte parasi! ami r jante chaina mayera ashole ki chay”. rajar achorone sobai hotobak. khali sova pondit sontorpone bollen, “moharaj ektu jodi bujhiye bolen apni ki bujhte parasen tahole ottanto badhito hoi”. uttore raja bollen, “shono pondit, sundor rohossomoy r nari rohossomoye. sundorer matra (dimension) jemon simahin (infinite), narir rohosser matrao temni simahin. purusher ek jibone somvob noy narir sompurno rohosso unmochon kora. bidhata narike evabayi gorasen. narir rohosser tane e, otripto soundorjo piyashi purush bar bar fire ase narir kase. valobasher alo take poth dekhay. e vabay agiye chole nari-purusher anondomoy jugol poth chola. mayera ki chay tar shob kisui jodi purush jane fale ek nimishe, narir proti tar r kono akorshon thakbe na. jekhane rohosso nai, sekhane soundorjo o nai. jibon hobe bishadmoy. jugol poth-cholay ashbe chondo poton. tai, bujhle pondit, mayera ashole ki chay ei prosner uttor na janai valo”. raja aber Ahmed er dike fire. bollen, “Ahmed, ami ottanto prito tomer kaje. tumi amer mon thake sob kosto dur kore diyeso. ami tomake shudhu protisruto ek hajar shorno mudrai debo na, tumi aj thake amer rajsover amatto. tomer ontorvukti nisondahe amer rajsover shova bordhon korbe”. Ahmed matha nuiya raja k ovibadon janalo. bollo, “he poncho somudro shopto dipa prithibir sob cheye mohanuvob r sob cheye biggo vu-shomrat, apner mohanuvobotay ami dhonno. amer baki jibon ami ei rajsovay thake apner sabay utsorgo korte chai”. otopor rajar kach thake biday niye Ahmed fire chollo dur gaye, jekhane chotto matir kutire ter ma ekaki opekkha korsen ter jonno. ter mon ottanto profullo. ki osadharon ek oviggota ei somoy porivromon. vabte vabte hate cholase se. dupurer prochondo rode hat te hat te eksomoy ter trisna pelo. dekhlo dure ek lokaloy. vablo sekhane nischoy jol pawa jabe. lokaloye dhoker mukhai Ahmed dekhlo ekti kuuo (well) r sai kuuo thake jol niye kolosi mathay ek toruni agiye asche poth baye. torunir chokhe chokh portai Ahmed onuvob korlo ek ovutopurbo alok konar kompon. ter prithibi dule uthlo muhurtai. kane vase elo Brian er saxophoner shur. chokher samne fute uthlo rohossomoyi Mississippi-r roop. poth chola vule gelo se. bihvol dristy niye dariye porlo sthanur moto. ek rohossomoy hashi niye toruni dhiro paye agiye alo ter dike. bollo, “ochena pothik, mone hocche chander dhakka kheyecho ei uttopto dupure!!! eso, boroshar joler moto snigdho ei koloshir jole tomake vijiye dei. hoito valo lagbe”.

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