While tech journalists scramble to get their hands on the shiny new iPhone 5S, there's only one guy that Apple execs want testing out the new gadget — Jimmy Fallon, of course.
Faux Apple employee "Bill Schilling" (likely a play on the real Apple Senior VP of Worldwide Marketing, Phil Schiller) stopped by Late Night With Jimmy Fallon to give the comedian a first look at the newest iPhone.
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And the phone was spectacular — lightweight, high-quality screen and, most importantly, yummy. Who needs a fingerprint scanner and iOS 7 when you can get a side of mayo with your phone?
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