This Saturday, Miley Cyrus turns 21, and it's probably safe to say she'll be having an excellent party full of dancing teddy bears and other wonders.
If you're coming up on your 21st as well, or just want to relive your first night sitting at the bar without a fake ID, Miley can act as your party spirit guide.
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Because whatever you think of her latest exploits, you have to admit she looks like she's having a lot of fun.s
Do you have a group of friends and a way to procure alcohol? Then you'll be good. Relax.
The right glittery clutch, or grill, could make the difference.
You don't want to wear the dress that slips off or the heels that always catch on tiles, this is not a night for wardrobe malfunctions.
Trying a weird looking drink crazy, not rob a liqueur store crazy.
It should keep you from doing anything too dangerous.
It's your birthday, and you can sparkle if you want to.
It's your birthday and no one can fault you for claiming an afternoon nap.
This is your night, and whether you want it too] look like The Hangover or not is your decision.
Because sometimes the difference between tipsy and drunk is a bag of goldfish.
You're going to have fun, but it probably won't be the best night or your life. But that's good, because you have a lot of birthdays left.
Even if the perfect bar is packed or they're out of your favorite drink, it's going to be ok.
Hey, it works for Miley.
It's very possible you're going to have to trust these people to keep you from making terrible decisions. So ask yourself -- would they let you do it for the vine?
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