November is drawing to a close, which means your weeks of shaving negligence have turned your wispy mustache into a full-blown, manly beard worthy of cavemen.
We're sure you've grown to love your unkempt facial hair, and will miss it dearly when it's gone. Your chin will be much colder.
See also: 10 Totally True Mustache Facts to Motivate You During Movember
So before you butcher your beard, revel in these 11 "facts" from Doghouse Diaries about the power of facial hair.
Until next year, men (and women) of Movember!

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