You've likely heard about Amazon's plans to launch delivery drones that will slowly achieve world domination and eventually turn humans into their minions — err, deliver products more quickly.
When Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos announced Amazon Prime Air on 60 Minutes on Sunday, people were a bit taken aback by the company's futuristic ambitions. So Bezos is taking it all back.
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OK, not really. But this parody from YouTube user Dartanion London claims why he should.
The takeaway is that Amazon Air is a little too close to certain sci-fi movie technology — just ask Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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I predict that one day Kanye West is going to get married to an Amazon drone.
Amazon is testing delivery by drone, which would clear the way for all of us to relentlessly bomb al Qaeda hideouts with Garfield calendars.
OWWW. An Amazon drone just hit me in the nuts....
My next record available in bitcoin n delivered in a drone.
#Amazon drone delivery = shotgun season target practice.
I missed an Amazon drone delivery. pic.twitter.com/neJxYANj6p
A little slow today... just waiting on an Amazon drone to deliver my brain...
Drone Stabbings Mar Cyber Monday (2017 headline)
Amazon is developing drone delivery service? Yawn. Wake me when Dunkin Donuts can air drop a "regulah" to my doorstep.
Hey @amazon, if I order something expensive can I ask the drone to stop and get me cigarettes on its way over? #faq
Amazon will deliver your orders by drone. Because having your stuff shot down is cooler than being stolen from your porch.
Your Amazon drone/Skynet jokes are totally fresh and no one else is making them.
I for one welcome our new Amazon Drone overlords.
If the Amazon drone deliveries don't make the same sound as the Hunger Games parachute sponsor gifts, I don't want it.
Want to show someone how much you hate them? Send me to their house with a Nickelback CD. #DroneRevenge
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I totally deny the accusations that my Amazon Delivery Drone quit because I kept answering the door with my robe undone!
"Delivering packages by AERO-PLANE?? Surely you jest!" -- Twitter user, 1918
::insert late Amazon delivery drone joke/pun::
Image: YouTube, Dartanion London