"Mom and Dad, where do babies come from?"
"Oh, sweetie, it's simple. The Amazon drones deliver them to our doorstep in less than 30 minutes!"
Sounds a tad insane, right? But so did Amazon's Prime Air program when it was first announced last week.
See also: 'Amazon CEO' Apologizes for Drone Delivery Idea
In this comic, Nitrozac and Snaggy of The Joy of Tech wonder about the crazy things that Amazon will deliver if its drone program takes off.
BONUS: 19 Tweets That Will Make You Think Differently About Amazon's Drones
I predict that one day Kanye West is going to get married to an Amazon drone.
Amazon is testing delivery by drone, which would clear the way for all of us to relentlessly bomb al Qaeda hideouts with Garfield calendars.
OWWW. An Amazon drone just hit me in the nuts....
My next record available in bitcoin n delivered in a drone.
#Amazon drone delivery = shotgun season target practice.
I missed an Amazon drone delivery. pic.twitter.com/neJxYANj6p
A little slow today... just waiting on an Amazon drone to deliver my brain...
Drone Stabbings Mar Cyber Monday (2017 headline)
Amazon is developing drone delivery service? Yawn. Wake me when Dunkin Donuts can air drop a "regulah" to my doorstep.
Hey @amazon, if I order something expensive can I ask the drone to stop and get me cigarettes on its way over? #faq
Amazon will deliver your orders by drone. Because having your stuff shot down is cooler than being stolen from your porch.
Your Amazon drone/Skynet jokes are totally fresh and no one else is making them.
I for one welcome our new Amazon Drone overlords.
If the Amazon drone deliveries don't make the same sound as the Hunger Games parachute sponsor gifts, I don't want it.
Want to show someone how much you hate them? Send me to their house with a Nickelback CD. #DroneRevenge
Ｉ ａｍ ｂｅｃｏｍｅ Ａｍａｚｏｎ Ｄｒｏｎｅ， ｄｅｓｔｒｏｙｅｒ ｏｆ ｗｏｒｌｄｓ
I totally deny the accusations that my Amazon Delivery Drone quit because I kept answering the door with my robe undone!
"Delivering packages by AERO-PLANE?? Surely you jest!" -- Twitter user, 1918
::insert late Amazon delivery drone joke/pun::
Comic illustration provided by The Joy of Tech. Published with permission; all rights reserved.