They're not the leaders we need, they're the ones we have right now. Also, we kind of need them.

Ever the Lannisters, House Facebook is equal parts loved and hated by its subjects.

House Twitter keeps its speeches short and to the point. Its castle, located in the -- er -- freezing cold wastes of San Francisco, is home to only the most verified lords and ladies.

And, similar to House Stark, Sean Bean is nowhere to be found.

Like Stannis Baratheon, House Google+ has the rightful claim to the throne and all the intelligence to take it. The only problem -- nobody seems to want it there.

Fitting right in with its Targaryen friends, House Myspace is not gone, just forgotten. Lately it's taken a break from the social push to focus on music and conquering the world.

It wasn't so long ago that House Instagram had a close relationship with House Twitter. Something seems to have happened between them.

You've seen these guys around. Best recognized by their squid -- or jellyfish or kraken or whatever -- House Jelly and House Greyjoy are both pretty under-the-radar right now. But something tells us they have a chance to make moves in the future.

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The Tyrells and Pinterest have a lot in common: They're both organized, they're both more powerful than they seem and they each have about 40 different boards devoted to their weddings.

Like the Arryns, House Tumblr is easily offended and hard to approach if you're an outsider. Only Tumblr is more of a culture thing than a "giant fortress on the top of a mountain" thing.

Just stay away from these guys. That's all you need to know.

If the members of House Reddit could just work together, they'd have a real shot at ruling the Internet. But it seems there's simply too much to argue about among the free folk of Reddit. Like the wildlings, they thrive in chaos and don't like authority.