Move over Kim Kardashian — Seth Rogen just schooled you in topless motorcycle riding.
Rogen and BFF James Franco apparently got bored on the set of their new film, The Interview, and decided to spice things up by recreating Kanye West's music video for "Bound 2." (Be warned, however: The video uses the explicit language of West's original recording — it's NSFW.)
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West's video features a topless Kardashian (West's fiancée) riding shotgun on his bike while driving through luscious fields, across American vistas and by galloping white horses. Basically, it's a Lisa Frank folder come to life. Rogen and Franco didn't skimp on any of the details, brilliantly mimicking not only the video's background but the lustful expressions of West and Kardashian.
Rogen posted the video on his Facebook Monday to brighten everyone's life.
But really this video wins the Internet, because unlike the original video, which creepily edited out Kardashian's nipples, Rogen lets his man parts shine as bright as the Yeezus.
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If you don't want to check a ton of different sources, you could try an aggregator like Celebrity News to give you the best of the best.
Harvey Levin is a man of many talents: producer, lawyer, legal analyst and founder of a little site called TMZ.
Kari Mozena is not only hilarious -- that bio, come on! -- she also has the coolest job in the world: covering celebrity parties and events for Los Angeles magazine.
Nikki Finke is another editor-in-chief to watch on Twitter. She's the founder of Deadline Hollywood.
As the West Coast entertainment correspondent for Glamour, Jessica Radloff spends her time covering the red carpet events of L.A.
Bonnie Fuller is president and editor-in-chief of Hollywood Life, but her own personal brand probably outshines that of the site itself.
Bobby Finger may not give you news as much as snarky comments about celebrities. But, honestly, isn't that all we're after anyway?
How could Perez Hilton not make this list? He's as good at covering celeb drama as he is at starting it.
Sarah's a "stalker" from whom we can all learn a thing or two. She somehow seems to know the details of every Hollywood star's agenda, and manages to get pictures with every celeb you could think of.
Over 4,000 pictures later, we're starting to think she's a mind reader.
The best reason to stalk celebs? Their poor life choices, obviously. Stupid Famous People conveniently takes out all the lackluster news and leaves only the good stuff.
Image: Facebook, Seth Rogen