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There comes a time in everyone's life when you need some advice. Everyone could all use a little help now and then, but you're definitely not willing to admit it.

Fortunately, the trusty, vague "friend" is a crutch with no shortage of problems to fix. Just like when you were a child, your imaginary pal is there for you to heap all your embarrassing issues without a single complaint. You may be insecure or in serious trouble, but your partner in crime is the real mess ... right?

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These Twitter users aren't fooling anyone. Some problems are just a little too specific to point the blame at a messy friend.

31 People Who Are Not Asking For A Friend

Can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend
— Grace (@grace_full23) March 31, 2014

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Do seahorses taste like shrimp? Asking for a friend
— Nathan K. (@nathankmusic) March 31, 2014

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Is trolling Twitter for story ideas OK? Asking for a friend.
— Christina Warren (@film_girl) March 31, 2014

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How much corned beef can you eat before you die? Asking for a friend
— Eugene Ventimiglia (@eventi) March 18, 2014

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How long after waking up do you wait to take a nap? 15, 20 mins? Asking for a friend.
— Kate Hendricks (@katethewasp) March 30, 2014

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does waffle house serve alcohol? (asking for a friend)
— Scott Hoying (@scotthoying) March 18, 2014

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can you uber burritos? asking for a friend
— harper (@harper) March 17, 2014

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Is it possible to get barbecued meat drunk? Asking for a friend.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) March 16, 2014

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Is there a word for a person who collects crows? And is that word "murderer?" Asking for a friend.
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) March 17, 2014

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Is it ok to wear a Snuggie to pick daughter up from school? *asking for a friend
— Angel Eyes (@WineyBeach78) March 13, 2014

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Let's just say a 35 year old man wanted to go see the Miley Cyrus concert. How could he go and not look creepy? Asking for a friend
— @TitansHomer (@TitansHomer) March 11, 2014

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What’s the appropriate number of hours a day for a grown up man to spend trying to make a real lightsaber? Asking for a friend…
— Andrew Mayne (@AndrewMayne) March 8, 2014

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Does anyone know how many calories you burn standing on a scale crying? Asking for a friend.
— Sam Dei Lune (@SamDeiLune) March 5, 2014

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How many calories does it burn to push "continue watching" on Netflix all day long? Asking for a friend
— Slack Daddy (@BackRowLearner) March 2, 2014

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How does one get an illuminati membership? Asking for a friend.
— MARC (@TOMFORDISMYDAD) February 28, 2014

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Is it weird to be attracted to a CGI Disney character with ice powers? Asking for a friend.
— Maxx Danziger (@MaxxSIO) February 18, 2014

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How would one mount a laser to a shark's head? Um, asking for a friend...
— Grant Imahara (@grantimahara) February 4, 2014

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Can you take a personal day is you are self-employed? Asking for a friend.
— sarahdessen (@sarahdessen) February 3, 2014

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Do dogs only understand you when you talk in high weird baby voices? Asking for a friend.
— josh groban (@joshgroban) January 23, 2014

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How many years is it in jail for stealing like 8 cute puppies? Asking for a friend.
— ✨Christine Erickson✨ (@christerickson) January 28, 2014

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Is it possible to eat so much food that on a scientific level, you are more food than human? Asking for a friend.
— mah ree nah (@marinarachael) January 12, 2014

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Does anyone know if it's difficult to catch/raise/weaponize a pet mongoose? I'm asking for a friend.
— Jon Acuff (@JonAcuff) December 19, 2013

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what's the best way to get rid of A LOT of bitcoins without anyone noticing? asking for a friend
— Adrianne Jeffries (@adrjeffries) December 18, 2013

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Is it still ok to say "cool beans"? I'm just asking....for a friend.
— Alex Wasson (@Alex_Wass) December 10, 2013

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Is it still cool to ask things for friends? I'm asking for a friend.
— Will Noonan (@willnoonan) December 6, 2013

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Is it proper etiquette to Tweet with your pinky finger in the air? Asking for a friend.
— Clark W Griswold (@crunchenhancer) November 22, 2013

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Anyone know how to perform an exorcism? Asking for a friend
— lu (@LucieRosenthal) November 9, 2013

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Is drinking before going out still called "pregaming" when you're 28? Asking for a friend.
— Meg Doyle (@Meg_Doyle) November 7, 2013

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Is wetting the bed still unacceptable? I’m asking for a friend.
— Shay Mooney (@ShayMooney) October 20, 2013

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Is there any service that lets you rent a pug for a few hours? ASKING FOR A FRIEND.
— Emily Gera (@twitgera) October 9, 2013

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Does anyone know if Rosetta Stone makes a version for successfully talking to women? I'm asking for a friend...
— Patrick Casey (@patkc13) October 6, 2013

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