Candy hearts are a Valentine's Day staple. Despite the less-than-appetizing chalky texture, the classic candy keeps lining the stomachs of romantics year after year.
However, we feel the phrase options are a little lacking and outdated.
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Though adding "LOL" to the mix was a nice touch, there's a world of new lingo — and emojis! —these sweethearts could be cashing in on. So we decided to whip up a batch of our own.
Ball's in your court, candy makers.
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