The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat.

With the World Cup fast approaching, ESPN has rolled out another commercial whet the sporting appetite. While not quite in line with the gravitas of its first promo, this newest advertisements has a drama all its own.

ESPN enlisted Ian Darke, the golden-voiced lead commentator for the 2014 FIFA World Cup, to bring his commentary expertise to the dating game. Darke calls the first date between a couple that includes no shortage of soccer (er, football) puns.

In just a couple minutes, the date brings all the drama one can expect from the tournament including own goals, deft touches and maybe even a red card, complete with a nail-biting conclusion.

The World Cup starts on June 12 with a match between host Brazil and Croatia.

50 Amazing Sports Photos From 2013

1. 1. Jamaica's Usain Bolt wins the 100-meter final at the 2013 IAAF World Championships in Moscow on Aug. 11 as lightning strikes in the sky above Luzhniki Stadium.

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2. 2. LeBron James moments before leading the Miami Heat to a win over the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals on June 3.

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3. 3. Pro lacrosse player Stephen Berger of the New York Lizards gets encouragement from young fans before a May 31 game.

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4. 4. Gabriel Gonzaga employs a guillotine choke submission against Ben Rothwell in their heavyweight MMA fight on Jan. 19 in Sao Paulo, Brazil.

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5. 5. Uruguay takes on Italy for 3rd place at the FIFA Confederations Cup in Brazil on June 30.

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6. 6. Jarrett Jack of the Golden State Warriors celebrates a basket as fans go wild during a Feb. 22 game against the San Antonio Spurs.

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7. 7. Major League Baseball rookies George Kottaras of the Kansas City Royals and Robbie Ross of the Texas Rangers compete in a cow milking contest on June 1.

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8. 8. Sergy Nazin of Russia competes in the world diving championships as Barcelona's iconic Sagrada Família cathedral looms in the background on July 28.

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9. 9. Baseball fans display the full range of human emotion while trying to catch an Aug. 28 foul ball at Fenway Park.

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10. 10. Halima Hachlaf of Morocco lies on the track after competing in the women's 800-meter semifinals IAAF World Athletics Championships in Moscow on Aug. 16.

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11. 11. Boats zip between Alcatraz Island and the San Francisco skyline during the fifth race of the America's Cup Finals on Sept. 10.

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12. 12. Yekaterina Rudenko of Kazakhstan competes at the International Swimming Federation championships in Barcelona on July 31.

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13. 13. The United States takes on Costa Rica in a World Cup qualifying match amid driving snow on March 22 in Commerce City, Colo.

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14. 14. Novak Djokovic celebrates after winning the Australian Open over Andy Murray on Jan. 27.

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15. 15. Notre Dame running back Cam McDaniel hilariously maintains perfect composure while getting tackled after losing his helmet on Oct. 19.

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16. 16. A prosthetic leg stands alone by the pool during the International Paralympic Committee's world swimming championship on Aug. 15.

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17. 17. David Luiz of Brazil is ecstatic after a teammate's goal during the Confederations Cup on June 15.

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18. 18. Japanese officials react after Tokyo is awarded the 2020 Olympics at an announcement ceremony in Buenos Aires.

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19. 19. Danny Garcia lands a bloody punch on Zab Judah during their championship boxing match on April 27.

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20. 20. Zafar Gohar of Pakistan and Ben Duckett of England face off in an international under-19 cricket match on Aug. 19.

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21. 21. An alligator guards the 14th fairway at an April 25 golf tournament in Avondale, La.

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22. 22. A Boston police officer at Fenway Park loses himself in the moment, celebrating a Red Sox home run in a come-from-behind win during the MLB playoffs on Oct. 13.

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23. 23. Butler coach Brad Stevens endures a moment of agony after a ref's whistle during the NCAA Tournament on March 23.

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24. 24. The Saints logo lines up perfectly behind quarterback Drew Brees at the Superdome in New Orleans on Sept. 8.

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25. 25. Maria Sharapova plays a backhand during the Australian Open quarterfinals on Jan. 22.

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26. 26. A man watches the Brazilian national soccer team from a favela bar in Rio de Janeiro on June 9.

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27. 27. Jehue Gordon of Trinidad and Tobago just beats American Michael Tinsley in the world 400-meter hurdles championship in Moscow on Aug. 15.

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28. 28. Boston Marathon bombing victim Jeff Bauman greets the crowd before the Boston Bruins' NHL playoff game on May 4.

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29. 29. Fred Jackson after scoring a touchdown for the Buffalo Bills on Dec. 1.

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30. 30. Man versus bull at the National Rodeo Finals on Australia's Gold Coast on June 16.

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31. 31. Parrish Cox of the 49ers is a lonely man amid the Ravens' victory celebration following Super Bowl XLVII on Feb. 3.

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32. 32. Alabama's Bryant-Denny Stadium during a college football game on Sept. 21.

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33. 33. Carmelo Anthony sails into the crowd while chasing a loose ball for the New York Knicks during a May 1 playoff game.

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34. 34. Ryan Mathews runs from defenders during an NFL game on Nov. 17.

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35. 35. A Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader performs during a game on Sept. 15.

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36. 36. Double amputee Chris Moon runs in the 135-mile Badwater ultra-marathon race on July 15 in Death Valley National Park, Calif.

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37. 37. Kite-boarders compete on San Francisco Bay on June 7.

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38. 38. Arizona's Kevin Parrom sells a foul during the Pac-12 tournament on March 14.

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39. 39. Legendary NFL linebacker Ray Lewis after one of the final playoff games of his career on Jan. 6.

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40. 40. A young fan welcomes his heroes onto the ice before an NHL game in Raleigh, N.C., on Jan. 22.

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41. 41. Sunlight casts shadows during an April 21 IndyCar race on the streets of Long Beach, Calif.

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42. 42. Two hockey players duke it out during an NHL game.

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43. 43. Peter Mel rides a wave during the Maverick's Invitational surf competition on Jan. 20 in Half Moon Bay.

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44. 44. Pitcher Erik Bedard of the Houston Astros casts a long shadow on May 29.

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45. 45. Andrei Kirilenko of the Brooklyn Nets is framed by the rim while reaching for the ball on Nov. 1.

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46. 46. Greg Owen hits a shot on Feb. 7 at the Monterey Peninsula Country Club in Pebble Beach, Calif.

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47. 47. A rainbow appears over Camden Yards during a game between the Baltimore Orioles and New York Yankees on June 28.

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48. 48. The field of the 138th running of the Preakness Stakes in Baltimore on May 28.

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49. 49. Russ Smith of the Louisville Cardinals tumbles into his own team's bench during a game at Madison Square Garden on March 16.

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50. 50. WBO welterweight champion Timothy Bradley, Jr., preens after defeating Juan Manual Marquez on Oct. 12.

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