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Love Affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. Marriage: It’s an argument in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master. Conference: The confuision of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Tears: The Hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listen and everybody disagree later on. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Classic: Books which people praise,but do not read. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fore at one end and fool on the other.