You know nothing, Ben Wyatt.
Adam Scott's Parks and Recreation alter ego got the ultimate anniversary gift in last week's episode when his wife Leslie Knope, played by Amy Poehler, treated him to an impressive surprise: His very own "Iron Throne."
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Viewers watched as the Game of Thrones fanboy lost his mind over the uncomfortable new seat, but the brief scene just scratched the surface of his full-on geek-out.
NBC released this extended version over the weekend showing Scott jump around and nearly faint before finally taking a seat, without even caring about the "stupid, stupid surprised" look on his face.

We can totally see the adorable city manager busting out his Batman costume on the weekends for some hilarious Dark Knight/Night's Watch mash-ups.