কি লিখি তোমায়

শেবাগের মন্তব্যে বাংলাদেশকে অপমান করায়... আমার এক বন্ধু লিখে পাঠিয়েছে-আমেরিকার জনগন ভারতীয়দের কি ভাবে দেখে ..... সে আমেরিকার এক ভার্সিটিতে আছে ..... দুঃখিত । অনেক বড় অনুবাদ না করে কপি-পেষ্ট দিলাম ... Indians are easy to identify! this only So true, lets start the list 1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes. 2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport. 4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal. 5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp. 6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts. 7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.) 8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names. 9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says "No Food Allowed" 10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house. 11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible. 12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch. 13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think. 14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen!! 15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. 16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage. 17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible. 18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (may of which you got free with purchase of other stuff) 19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). 20. You own a rice cooker and a pressure cooker. চলবে