বি: দ্র: দয়াকরে, কোনো নারীবাদী বা নারীবাদে বিশ্বাসী কোন ব্যক্তি এই পোষ্ট টি পড়বেননা। অন্যান্য দিনের মত আগামীকালও ভোরে সুর্য্ উঠবে, পাখি ডাকবে, দুপুরে সুর্যের তীব্রতা বাড়বে, নাও বাড়তে পারে,বৃষ্টি হবার কোন সম্ভাবনা নেই, দুপুর গরিয়ে বিকাল হবে, সন্ধ্যায় সুর্য অস্ত যাবে, এবং যথারীতি রাত তার অন্ধকার ছড়াবে । এ কথা গুলো বলার উদ্দেশ্য হল আমার কাছে আগামীকালটা, মানে ১৪ ফেব্রুয়ারী (বিশ্ব ভালবাসা দিবস), আমার কাছে আর ১০টা দিনের মতই খুব সাধারন একটা দিন। কিন্তু বিশ্বের প্রেমিক-প্রেমিকাদের জন্য এই ভালবাসা দিবসের তাৎপর্য অনেক। কাল কতশত পুরুষ যে তার সতীত্ব হারাবেন, তা আন্দাজ করা কঠিন। সত্যিই তাদের জন্য খুব কষ্ট হয়। আমার ভাললাগা কিছু নারী বিদ্ধেষী বচন সেই প্রেমিকদের জন্য উৎসর্গ করলাম। একটু ধৈর্য নিয়ে পড়েন। আশাকরি ভাল লাগবে । o Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property. o Despite my thirty years of research into the woman soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want? o Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. o There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. o If a woman tells you that she is single by choice, it's probably because no one has chosen her. o If a tree was supposed to give money rather than a fruit I bet every girl will marry a monkey. o A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often. o Guys want a lot of things from one girl. Conversely, girls want one thing from a lot of guys. o The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. o A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones. o On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. o 99% of the girlz r beautiful, rest of the 1% study in East West University, my university. o Don't tell your problems to girls: only one percent doesn't care; and the other ninety nine percent are glad you have them. o A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. o One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even bargain costs money. o When it comes to men, women are like monkeys, they won't let go of one branch until they have a firm grip on another! o If you want to know a girl…..praise her friends. o Men will spend 2 dollars on a 1 dollar item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 dollar on a 2 dollar item that they don’t need at all. o I don’t get why girls go to college, you don’t need a degree to make a sandwich. o There are two excellent theories for arguing with women…… Neither one works at all. o Women are like banks, they take every cent you got and give you very little Interest. o If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other. o There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them. o As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. o The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised. o If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable. o Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions. o Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, ‘Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, current account, confidence, and good standing among your friends’ o I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships. o No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing. o I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife o If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything. o Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. o God made Adam first because he didn’t want any advise from Eve how to make Adam. o A women may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided, and even downright stupid. But she is never ever wrong. o When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. o One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything. o When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. o When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands. o Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. o From 40 feet away she looked like a lot of class. From 15 feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 40 feet away. o After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. o How women lies! read "I don't like expensive gifts. A rose is enough! o Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men, but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen. o Ques. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Ans. Because if they all went, it would be hell. o Ques. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? Ans. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it. o Ques. What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? Ans. A battery has a positive side. But what about a woman? Probably don't have................... o Before marriage, a woman has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him. o The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open o Money & Women – the foremost reasons of making most of the mistakes in life